Funny Philippines http://funnyphilippines.com Your web-based tissue paper Sat, 24 Jul 2010 08:39:57 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 en hourly 1 Bago nauso ang papa cologne, ito ang gamit namin … http://funnyphilippines.com/bago-nauso-ang-papa-cologne-ito-ang-gamit-namin/ http://funnyphilippines.com/bago-nauso-ang-papa-cologne-ito-ang-gamit-namin/#comments Sat, 24 Jul 2010 08:39:57 +0000 Ate Glow http://funnyphilippines.com/?p=545

Corona Bazar

Colonial Lanolized Cosmetics
Nahihirang ng mga pihikang Lalaki at Babae!
(May lanolin at halimuyak ng French Lavender)
Hair Dressing
Cosmetic Stick
Talk Powder
Pamamalagiing sariwa, makinis at simbango ng talulot ang inyung betlog este balat.
Mabibili sa mga piling tindahan.

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Aling Dionisia: Gusto ko pag nagka anak kayo ni Jinky ulit hindi lang pangalan nyo pagsasamahin dapat kasali din pangalan ko …

Manny: Uu naman nay … kasu midyu mahirap yun …

Aling Dionisia: Hindi ah, may naesep na nga ako eh.

Manny: Talaga nay? Anu?

Aling Dionisia: DioManJi !!!

]]> http://funnyphilippines.com/gusto-makisali-ni-aling-dionisia-sa-pagpapangalan-ng-kanyang-apo/feed/ 0 Kapag libog ang pinairal, sira ang pag-aaral http://funnyphilippines.com/kapag-libog-ang-pinairal-sira-ang-pag-aaral/ http://funnyphilippines.com/kapag-libog-ang-pinairal-sira-ang-pag-aaral/#comments Thu, 15 Jul 2010 16:00:59 +0000 Ate Glow http://funnyphilippines.com/?p=533

Kapag libog ang pinairal sira ang pag-aaral

Kapag libog ang pinairal, sira ang pag-aaral

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Kung ang mura ay naimbento noong una pa …

“Amputa! Bakit ako dadalin sa Dapitan?”

- Jose Rizal

“Punitin ang mga putanginang sedula! Fuck!!!”

- Andres Bonifacio

“Tangina! Naka itak lang tayo! Potah!”

- Lapu Lapu

“Fuck! Sa wakas malaya na rin ang Pilipinas!”

- Emilio Aguinaldo

“Punyetang mga Kastila yan! Sinugatan kayo!”

- Tandang Sora

“Syet! Ang sarap mo Laura! Ina mo ka!!!”

- Florante

“Ampota! Nakagawa rin ng magandang painting.”

- Juan Luna

“Sugurin ang mga tarantadong Kastilaaaa!!!”

- Diego Silang

“Syet! Kung di lang sana ako lumpo!”

- Apolinario Mabini

“Sinong hayop ang pumatay sa asawa ko?”

- Gregoria de Jesus

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pag sinabihan ka ng ganito:

akala mo ang ganda-ganda mo!

ito ang tamang sagot:

aba! ABA! kumpara sa yo? talagang OO!

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impostor

]]> http://funnyphilippines.com/impostor/feed/ 0 Bakit ang mga Pinoy, hindi tama sumagot? http://funnyphilippines.com/bakit-ang-mga-pinoy-hindi-tama-sumagot/ http://funnyphilippines.com/bakit-ang-mga-pinoy-hindi-tama-sumagot/#comments Sat, 03 Jul 2010 16:00:46 +0000 Ate Glow http://funnyphilippines.com/bakit-ang-mga-pinoy-hindi-tama-sumagot/

Bakit ang mga Pinoy, hindi tama sumagot maski maayos ang tanong?

  1. Kumain ka na?
    Busog pa ko.
  2. Nandyan ba nanay mo?
    Bakit po?
  3. Anong oras na?
    Maaga pa.
  4. Paano mo ginawa yan?
    Madali lang.
  5. Bakit wala ka kahapon?
    Absent ako.
  6. And my favorite:
    Saan ka na?
    Malapit na ko! Wait lang! :)
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gilbert teodoro on jejemons

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ERAP: (singing) Mile away . . . . you’re so many mile away from me

LOI: Hon, lagyan mo ng letter ’s’ yung mile!

ERAP: Smile away, you’re so many smile away from me . . .

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MRS: Lolokohin ko mister ko. Magpapanggap akong pick-up girl ako.

Pagkita kay Mister: Hi Pogi! AVAILABLE ako ngayon….

MR: Ayoko sa yo!! Kamukha mo misis ko!!

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