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Gilbert Teodoro’s on Jejemons

Ate Glow — Tue, 04 May 2010 16:00:56 +0000

Erap sings

Ate Glow — Sun, 02 May 2010 16:00:54 +0000

ERAP: (singing) Mile away . . . . you’re so many mile away from me

LOI: Hon, lagyan mo ng letter ’s’ yung mile!

ERAP: Smile away, you’re so many smile away from me . . .

Erap’s gift

Ate Glow — Mon, 12 Apr 2010 16:00:25 +0000

LOI: Hon, may regalo ako sa yo, galing daw ito sa India. It’s a 10 feet snake.

ERAP: Ow, Niloloko mo naman ako eh. di ako ganoon katanga. Ang snake walang feet ano!

Telepono

Ate Glow — Sun, 21 Mar 2010 16:00:25 +0000

Doc: Ano po ba ang nangyari sa taenga nyo?

ERAP: Namamalantsa ako tapos tumawag si hon ko, plantsa ang nadampot ko hindi ung telepono.

DOC: yung kabilang taenga naman po nu nangyari?

ERAP: Bwisit na asawa ko…tumawag ba naman ulit.

Text scandal

Ate Glow — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 16:00:33 +0000

Kumakalat na warning Text ngayon:

Be careful, Erap is checking all text messages ngayon.

Text in English para di ma-detect.

Erap watches an R-rated movie

Ate Glow — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 16:00:28 +0000

Pumunta ng sinehan si Erap kasama si Jinggoy at mga bodyguards.

Jinggoy: ‘Tay, ito gusto ko panoorin!

Erap: Bawal tayo diyan …

Jinggoy: Bakit naman?

Erap: Kasi sabi 18 and above … 11 lang tayo eh.

Wahahah!!!

GMA rides an airplane

Ate Glow — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 16:00:28 +0000

GMA and her family riding an airplane.

GMA: What if I throw 1 check worth a million pesos out of the window to make at least 1 Filipino happy?

Mike Arroyo: Honey, why not throw 2 checks worth half a million pesos to make 2 Filipinos happy?

Luli Arroyo: Mom, why not throw 4 checks worth quarter of a million to make 4 Filipinos happy?

Finally, her granddaughter spoke:

Grandma, why not simply THROW YOURSELF out of the window to make ALL Filipinos happy!

… wasak!

Erap’s request letter

Ate Glow — Sun, 27 Sep 2009 16:00:52 +0000

Erap is writing a request letter to order 2 geese.

I would like to order 2 gooses.

Mali yata. I would like to order 2 geeses.

Mali rin yata. Ito na lang.

Dear sir, I would like to order 1 goose. Thank you very much. P.S. Please add 1 goose.

Mar Roxas political ad

Ate Glow — Sat, 26 Sep 2009 16:00:00 +0000

Mar Roxas pumasok sa loob ng beerh0use
habang may sumasayaw na GRO….

GRO: Ganit0 p0h sa amin, …walang maAy0s natrAbah0.
WaLang tumutuLong….

Mar R0xas: Anak tumabi ka ako na ang sasayaw para
say0!!

nyawk!!!hehhehe…..

Erap and the Lion

Ate Glow — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 16:00:15 +0000

Erap was in the forest when he came across this huge lion and immediately fainted. When he came to, he found the lion kneeling in front of him.

ERAP: Mr. Lion, thank you for not eating me!

LION: Ssshh! I’m saying grace.