Funny Philippines

Gilbert Teodoro’s on Jejemons

mc

hahaha...jejemon tlaga...ganda yan :-)

13 July 10 at 11:40

Erap sings

ERAP: (singing) Mile away . . . . you’re so many mile away from me LOI: Hon, lagyan mo ng letter ’s’ yung mile! ERAP: Smile away, you’re so many smile away from me . . .

Erap’s gift

LOI: Hon, may regalo ako sa yo, galing daw ito sa India. It’s a 10 feet snake. ERAP: Ow, Niloloko mo naman ako eh. di ako ganoon katanga. Ang snake walang feet ano!

PhatMahdi

ang tanga tanga ni erap di marunong mag-guess ng sypnosis. stress lang eh!

16 April 10 at 20:29

Telepono

Doc: Ano po ba ang nangyari sa taenga nyo? ERAP: Namamalantsa ako tapos tumawag si hon ko, plantsa ang nadampot ko hindi ung telepono. DOC: yung kabilang taenga naman po nu nangyari? ERAP: Bwisit na asawa ko…tumawag ba naman ulit.

Text scandal

Kumakalat na warning Text ngayon: Be careful, Erap is checking all text messages ngayon. Text in English para di ma-detect.

Erap watches an R-rated movie

Pumunta ng sinehan si Erap kasama si Jinggoy at mga bodyguards. Jinggoy: ‘Tay, ito gusto ko panoorin! Erap: Bawal tayo diyan … Jinggoy: Bakit naman? Erap: Kasi sabi 18 and above … 11 lang tayo eh. Wahahah!!!

GMA rides an airplane

GMA and her family riding an airplane. GMA: What if I throw 1 check worth a million pesos out of the window to make at least 1 Filipino happy? Mike Arroyo: Honey, why not throw 2 checks worth half a million pesos to make 2 Filipinos happy? Luli Arroyo: Mom, why not throw 4 checks worth quarter of [...]

Erap’s request letter

Erap is writing a request letter to order 2 geese. I would like to order 2 gooses. Mali yata. I would like to order 2 geeses. Mali rin yata. Ito na lang. Dear sir, I would like to order 1 goose. Thank you very much. P.S. Please add 1 goose.

Mar Roxas political ad

Mar Roxas pumasok sa loob ng beerh0use habang may sumasayaw na GRO…. GRO: Ganit0 p0h sa amin, …walang maAy0s natrAbah0. WaLang tumutuLong…. Mar R0xas: Anak tumabi ka ako na ang sasayaw para say0!! nyawk!!!hehhehe…..

Erap and the Lion

Erap was in the forest when he came across this huge lion and immediately fainted. When he came to, he found the lion kneeling in front of him. ERAP: Mr. Lion, thank you for not eating me! LION: Ssshh! I’m saying grace.