Pick-up girl
MRS: Lolokohin ko mister ko. Magpapanggap akong pick-up girl ako. Pagkita kay Mister: Hi Pogi! AVAILABLE ako ngayon…. MR: Ayoko sa yo!! Kamukha mo misis ko!!
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Picture
Husband: Lagi mo pala dinadala ang picture ko sa bag mo pag pumapasok ka sa office. Baket? Wife: Pag may problema ko, kahit gaano kabigat, nawawala kapag nakikita ko ang picture mo. Husband: Sabi ko na nga ba talagang mahal na mahal mo ko. Wife:Tinitingnan ko lang ang picture mo tapos sinasabi ko sa sarili ko na WALA [...]
You were there
When I was lost you were there, when I was down you were there, when I was bankrupt you were there, when I almost died you were there… HINDI KAYA IKAW ANG MALAS SA BUHAY KO?
Bed times
Love always sparks through the good times. And it’s up to you to make it last through the bed times. I mean, BAD times. Sorry, SLANG e
A sweet funny fight …
GF: Ayoko na! Dadalhin ko na lahat ng akin, di na ako babalik! BF: Eh di kunin mo! GF: Talaga! BF: Oi babae! May nakalimutan ka! GF: Ano?! BF: Ako!
4-letter word
One day BF gave GF a gold ring as a gift. BF: I bought this ring because of a 4-letter word. GF: Was it L-O-V-E? BF: Di ah … S-A-L-E.