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Kabado

Ate Glow — Thu, 09 Sep 2010 16:00:58 +0000

Sir: O Inday, nanginginig ka.

Inday: Pasensiya na po Sir, kinakabahan ako …

Sir: 1st time mo ba?

Inday: Opo, Sir.

Sir: Saan ba ang switch?

Inday: D’yan po Sir, sa ulunan ng karma.

Inday on grammar

Ate Glow — Tue, 31 Aug 2010 16:00:04 +0000

The combination of homophones and CAPS LOCK functionality can be deadly. It can bring out the assholes and bitches in people.

- Inday, comment sa mga Grammar police na naga-angas

inday sa resto!

nunal — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 19:00:02 +0000

Sa Resto:
Waiter : Ano po order nila maam?
Amo: Ung fried chicken meal na lang. Ikaw inday,ano sayo?
Inday: I would like to partake of a dish of sautéed pork and chicken,boiled in thick essence of soy and cane extracts,with copious amount of garlic, onion and laurel,sprinkled generously with fine spices and served with generous helping of root crop and a helping of rice.
Amo: Iho, paorder daw ng adobo with rice

Profile ni Inday

Ate Glow — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 16:00:32 +0000

PERSONAL INFORMATION:
Name: Inocencia Binayubay
Nickname: Inday (of course)
Age: 18
Parents: Mang Andoy at Aling Seling
Siblings: Iying – 13, Itoy – 8, Iking: 5

Educ:
College – La Salle Zobel 2nd year (Scholar)
High School: P. Gomez High School (Valedictorian, Best in English)
Elem: Sta. Monica Elem School (Valedictorian, best in dancing)

Kaya pala…it shows!

Work Experience: Household service manager (katulong) – Mr. and Mrs. Matapobre

Died: Sept. 1, 2007 Cause of death: Asphyxia due to strangulation (namatay sa sakal ng amo!)

inday with the sukli

nunal — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 01:00:31 +0000

Amo: Inday, bakit kulang ang sukli na ibinigay mo?
Inday: Hmmm… The person from the selling entity might have experienced memory deficiency due to the difficulty in concentrating and that lack of concentration lead to forgetfulness in giving the excess monetary equivalent due from the purchased item.
Amo: I think I’m gonna faint!

short poem – dudung

nunal — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 15:59:14 +0000

“There are tulips in the street,
there are tulips in the park.
But nothing compares to our two lips
meeting in the dark”
- pamatay lines ni Dudung kay Inday

Boy and Kris interviews Inday

Ate Glow — Mon, 07 Sep 2009 16:00:57 +0000

Boy Abunda: Inday, isang tanong. Diretsahan tayo. Baket ba mukhang ang lawak ng iyong pinag-aralan sa iba’t ibang larangan ng sining at teknolohiya? Ano ang nagsilbing inspirasyon sayo para gawin ito?

Inday: Boy, don’t you know how to count? Nevermind… to paraphrase Hayek, exclusive concentration on a specialty has a peculiarly baneful effect: it will not merely prevent us from being attractive company or good citizens but may impair our competence in our proper field.

Boy: Ahhh… [sabay kamot sa ulo]

Kris: Boy, pinapahiya mo naman ang show eh. Ganito dapat. Inday, what Boy meant was what made you decide to pursue the knowledge of different academic uhh … ahh subjects?

Inday: Kris my dear, it’s either you’re not satisfied with my previous answer or simply did not understand it. I’ll just assume the latter. You see, these are all simply my abiding interests and all these tributaries flow into the same river. The thought of one’s research going into ever decreasing, derivative and infertile circles, just depresses me. Getz?

Boy and Kris: [sabay nag-nosebleed at nagtawag ng commercial break]